Don't Open that Door
Have you ever watched a horror movie and thought to yourself "What? No! Don't do that!" right before a soon-to-be victim makes a terrible decision? Ever wondered why nobody in spooky situations can seem to think straight? Don't worry -- we have too! Don't Open that Door is a horror podcast where we take a look at the classics, modern hits, and the wildcards of the horror genre. Join us for in-depth reviews, commentary, and a few laughs along the way. Be aware! All episodes have spoilers for the movies being reviewed unless stated otherwise.
Episodes
244 episodes
EP 226 - The Witch (2015) - Sins of the Father
The DOtD lads wrestle some goats as we review Robert Eggers’ “The Witch”! We discuss the film’s many themes, question if there even was a witch, and Justin hates everything Nico likes about this movie. Who could have seen this coming? Spoile...
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Episode 226
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42:58
EP 225 - Possessor - Stop-Motion Immolation
The DOtD lads suffer an identity crisis as we review Brandon Cronenberg’s “Possessor”! We discuss the film’s corporate dystopian themes, how Cronenberg measures up to his legendary father, and Justin gives us some truly awful mental imagery....
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Episode 225
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41:26
EP 224 - Halloween 3: Season of the Witch - How’d He Steal Stonehenge?
The DOtD lads get rid of their Halloween masks as we review Tommy Lee Wallace’s “Halloween 3: Season of the Witch”! We discuss the absence of Michael Myers, the film’s downright bonkers plot, and Nico absolutely loses his mind. Spoilers in t...
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Episode 224
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36:15
EP 223 - Glorious (2022) - Wes Gets Ghat
The DOtD lads get stuck on the toilet as we review Rebekah McKendry’s “Glorious”! We discuss the film’s twist ending, mythological inspirations, and the lads get deep in the ‘what would you do’. Spoilers through the hole.
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Episode 223
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36:05
EP 222 - Sacrifice (2020) - TRVE CVLT or Nah?
The DOtD lads prepare to sell a house as we review Andy Collier and Tor Mian’s “Sacrifice”! We discuss the film’s great use of color, its wild dialogue choices, and Nico hates on poor Isaac. Spoilers in the milk and toast.
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Episode 222
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36:02
EP 221 - Dagon (2001) - There are TWO Possibilities!
The DOtD lads serve up some calamari as we review Stuart Gordon’s “Dagon”! We discuss the film’s unlikeable protagonist, a very specific scene involving faceripping, and Dan educates us all on Lovecraftian vs Cosmic Horror. Ia, ia, cthulhu f...
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Episode 221
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41:08
EP 220 - The Empty Man - Tulpa Trouble
The DOtD lads hike in Bhutan as we review David Prior’s “The Empty Man”! We discuss the film’s bite-sized pieces of cosmic horror, its amazing cinematography, and an unfortunate topless scene. The Empty Man made us spoil it.
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Episode 220
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33:26
EP 219 - Prometheus - Shuma-Gorath Grows Up
The DOtD astronauts set foot into an alien megastructure as we review Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus”! We discuss how the film fits into the franchise, its similarities to Frankenstein, and Charlize Theron. Spoilers in the black goo.
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Episode 219
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39:52
EP 218 - Suspiria (2018) - Triumvirate of Tilda
Tilda Swinton plays all 3 DOtD hosts as we review Luca Guadagnino’s “Suspiria”!. We discuss the film’s striking differences from the original, our different opinions on its cinematography, and Tilda Swinton. Spoilers on the meat hook.
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Episode 218
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44:42
EP 216 - Dagon (Video Game) - Large Mound Lads
The DOtD lads descend into dark valleys as we review Bitgolem’s “Dagon”. We discuss the game’s storytelling and visuals, its great narration, and we learn that Nico doesn’t like the lapping of the waves. Spoilers coming at you… pause.
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Episode 217
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26:25
EP 216 - Greener Grass Awaits - Hole In... A Lot.
The DOtD lads lie about their golf scores as we review yatoimtop’s “Greener Grass Awaits”. We run through our thoughts on the game’s core mechanics, its immaculate building of tension, and Justin learns how to sprint. Spoilers for Undertale,...
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Episode 216
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38:30
EP 215 - Willy’s Wonderland - This One's For You, Bonnor
The DOtD lads bust out some arcade tokens as we review Kevin Lewis’ “Willy’s Wonderland” We discuss how the film is a ton of dumb fun, its balance between horror and comedy, and how the main character is more than a little into pinball. Spoi...
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Episode 215
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34:00
EP 214 - Sweet Home (1989) - Dad’s Hiding In The Cabinet… Again…
The DOtD lads hunt for some frescoes as we review Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s “Sweet Home” (1989)! We discuss the film’s discordant tone, its influence on Resident Evil, and Nico gives a breakdown of all Japanese film music. All of it. Spoilers...
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Episode 214
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36:09
EP 213 - Longlegs - Evil is Stored in the Balls
The DOtD lads brush up on their detective skills as we review Osgood Perkins’ “Longlegs”! We discuss the film’s balance between thriller and satanic horror, its commentary on parenthood, and Justin is a double-sucker. Spoilers in the B...
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Episode 213
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35:27
EP 212 - Fright Night (1985) - Surprise, More Hair!
The DOtD squad watches some late night horror as we review Tom Holland’s (not that one) “Fright Night”! We discuss the film’s portrayal of vampires and their lore, how we would take down Jerry Dandridge, and Nico gets a red card. Spoil...
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Episode 212
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38:52
EP 211 - Pearl - Red Dresses and Blue Movies
The DOtD farmers feed their problems to the livestock as we review Ti West’s “Pearl”! We discuss the film’s bombastic sound design and visuals, Pearl’s self-realization, and Justin conducts the hate train. Spoilers in the choreography....
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Episode 211
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42:55
EP 210 - The People Under the Stairs - Typical Landlord Behavior
The DOtD squad summon up some neighbors as we review Wes Craven’s “The People Under the Stairs”! We discuss how the movie compares to others in Craven’s filmography, how racism is the real enemy, and Nico certifies his princess status....
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Episode 210
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41:32
EP 209 - Pacify- Become as Rat, Go Fast!
The DOtD paranormal investigators grab some matches and burn a doll as we review Shawn Hitchcock’s “Pacify”! We discuss how the game scares us, our history with the game, and Nico assigns Justin to knock out some chickens. Spoilers in ...
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Episode 209
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34:42
EP 208 - Prince of Darkness - Step-Flubber, No!
The DOtD researchers work on the weekend as we review John Carpenter’s “Prince of Darkness”! We discuss the film’s theological musings, how it compares to other Carpenter works, and Nico captains the grievance gondola. Spoilers with Al...
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Episode 208
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41:21
EP 207 - Wes Craven’s New Nightmare - Pennywise Krueger
The DOtD podcasters make a podcast about making a podcast as we review Wes Craven’s “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”! We discuss the film’s heavy meta commentary, the new and maybe not improved Freddy, and Dan is a hater. Spoilers with Rex...
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Episode 207
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35:47
EP 206 - Evil Dead 2 - Chainsaw Man
The DOtD lads head into the fruit cellar for some limes as we review Sam Raimi’s “Evil Dead 2”! We talk about the film’s “requel” status, its creative special effects, and why Ash is a fun – if inept – protagonist. Spoilers in the neck...
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Episode 206
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35:38
EP 205 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - Welcome to Prime Time
The DOtD lads dig up some bones as we review Chuck Russell’s “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors!” We talk about the return of Nancy, the film’s creative special effects, and make fun of their dream powers. Spoilers during gro...
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Episode 205
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33:44
EP 204 - Wicked City (1987) - “We Have Bayonetta At Home”
The DOtD detectives go undercover in a demon world as we review Yoshiaki Kawajiri’s “Wicked City!” We talk through the 80s anime vibes, the absolutely WILD amount of explicit sexual content, and question whether the human characters ar...
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Episode 204
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39:48
EP 203 - The Changing Room/The Pine Creepers - Man in the Mirror
The DOtD campers start a campfire as we review Sam Evenson’s “The Changing Room” and Andy Coyle’s “The Pine Creepers”! We talk through The Pine Creeper’s use of lighting, how “The Changing Room” crafted its mirror set piece, and the lads sta...
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Episode 203
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35:47
EP 202 - The Wicker Man (1973) - Songs About Specific People
The DOtD private eyes investigate a missing person’s case as we review Robin Hardy’s “The Wicker Man”! We talk through the island’s folksy vibes, its legacy in the folk horror subgenre, and how we all would survive in this movie. Spoilers in...
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Episode 202
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37:39